Thursday, March 10, 2011

Difference Between Men and Women

Names

If Mary, Susan, Claire and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Mary, Susan, Claire and Barbara.
If John, Brad, Tony and Danial go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Bruno, Scrappy, Peanut-Head and Godzilla

hensemnyaa ~~ *wink2*

Eating Out

When the bill arrives, John, Brad, Tony and Danial will each throw in $20 even though total is only $34.25. None of them will have smaller bills and none will admit they want change back.
When Mary, Susan, Claire and Barbara get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

Money

A man will pay $10 for a $5 item he needs
A woman will pay $5 for a $10 item that she doesnt need, because its on sale

Bathrooms

A man has five items in his bathrooms : a toothbrush, razor, shaving cream, a bar of soap and a towel from motel.
The average number of items in a woman's bathroom is 328. The average man would not be able to identify most of them.

Arguments

Woman always have the last word in an argument. Anything a man adds after that is the beginning of a new argument. wahahah

Cats

Women love cats.
Men may say they love cats, but when women are not looking, men will kick cats.

Future

a woman worries about the future - until she gets a husband
a man never worries about the future - until he gets a wife

Marriage

a woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesnt,
a man marries a woman expecting that she wont change and she does.

Dressing Up

a woman will dress up when she goes to shopping, empties the garbage, answers the phone, waters the plants, gets the mail and reads book
a man will dress up for weddings and work

Natural

Men wake up looking as good as when they went to bed.
women will somehow deteriorate during the night


-just for laugh-
 happy women's day :)  

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